Officer Stryker: We found several suspects in the middle of a costumed street fight. When we identified ourselves and ordered them to stop, the yellow one came running at us with a bladed weapon, saying he was an "undead ninja" or something. After we took him down, the others scattered including several very poorly dressed women. These are the only three we managed to catch up with.
Red Ninja: WE ARE MANY, YOU ARE BUT ONE.
Officer Stryker: Yeah the red one keeps on running his mouth, spouting all kinds of gibberish. I think he tried to do a Jedi mind trick on us. Poor guys must be tripping out of their minds right now.
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