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Officer Stryker: We found several suspects in the middle of a costumed street fight. When we identified ourselves and ordered them to stop, the yellow one came running at us with a bladed weapon, saying he was an "undead ninja" or something. After we took him down, the others scattered including several very poorly dressed women. These are the only three we managed to catch up with.


Red Ninja: WE ARE MANY, YOU ARE BUT ONE.


Officer Stryker: Yeah the red one keeps on running his mouth, spouting all kinds of gibberish. I think he tried to do a Jedi mind trick on us. Poor guys must be tripping out of their minds right now.


Cue the "Kops" logo and commercial break.


Garry's Mod and Photoshop

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:icona-man-with-a-name:
A-Man-With-A-Name Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New member
Now the question is what happened to the women.
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:iconlonefirewarrior:
lonefirewarrior Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They all caught pneumonia from running around half-naked in the cold.
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:iconjohau:
Johau Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Did Ninja ever finish these models?.
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:iconlonefirewarrior:
lonefirewarrior Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't think so.
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:iconlordcheekybreeky:
LordCheekyBreeky Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015
Where Did You Get Those Ninjas
oh And Btw Nice Picture !
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:iconlonefirewarrior:
lonefirewarrior Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They haven't been released yet.
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:iconlordcheekybreeky:
LordCheekyBreeky Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015
aw Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan 
Hey Do you Cheeki Breeki ?
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:iconkvenom:
KVENOM Featured By Owner Edited Mar 3, 2015
Palchik Viken'!
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:iconlordcheekybreeky:
LordCheekyBreeky Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015
Duh fuck ?
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:iconkvenom:
KVENOM Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought, what you knew the meaning of your own username. 
Guess, I've mistaken.
Apologies.
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:iconlordcheekybreeky:
LordCheekyBreeky Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015
wait you Know What Cheeki Breeki Means ?
Can You Tell Me
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:iconkvenom:
KVENOM Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015
It was born as a russian childish counting game. The each children placed one of  their hands together, forming the circle with their fingers(the more people the less fingers were placed), and, going clockwise, each kid would count the fingers, saying "Cheeky Breeky, Hide Your finger"(Originaly sounds kinda like: "Cheeky Breeky, Palchik' Viken'!"), and the kid, whose finger was counted last, should get his finger away from the circle. The kid with last finger remaining in the circle, wins. 
Later the interjection "Cheeky Breeky" has become poplar among russian people, so even adults began using it, especially when getting in the Kings in checkers("Cheeky Breeky, and right into Kings!"(original: "Cheeky Breeky, i v damki!"B-) (Cool) ) ).

BTW, there is a simillar sounding russian interjection, called "Cheeky Pooky". It a replacer of words, such as "awesome", "alright", "cool", "fine". Used only in sentences like: "It wil be allright."
Example:
Guy1 - "Man, I never tried rollerskating! I am freakin' nervous! :cynic: "
Guy2 - "Relax, it'll be Cheeky Pooky!:relax:
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superpika293 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This is all kinds of perfect.
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:iconlonefirewarrior:
lonefirewarrior Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks.
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:iconsuperpika293:
superpika293 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Welcome!
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:iconlawstep:
lawstep Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
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:iconlonefirewarrior:
lonefirewarrior Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You got it.
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:iconkyubiman:
kyubiman Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Student
:musicnote: Naughty Ninjas, Naughty Ninjas, watchu gonna do when Kops kome for you?Music Note Bullet (Black) - F2U 
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:iconlonefirewarrior:
lonefirewarrior Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yep.
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:icondoodler95:
doodler95 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*Bad Boys starts playing*

Nice modding! Very well done! :clap:
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:iconlonefirewarrior:
lonefirewarrior Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks.
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:iconelwisfrompoland:
ElwisFromPoland Featured By Owner May 17, 2014
It's just Stryker. He's just doing his job. Awesome. :)
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:iconlonefirewarrior:
lonefirewarrior Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks.
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:iconelwisfrompoland:
ElwisFromPoland Featured By Owner May 19, 2014
You're welcome.
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:iconhados94:
Hados94 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This is so freaking hilarious and awesome! XD lolollz
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:iconlonefirewarrior:
lonefirewarrior Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks.
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:iconhados94:
Hados94 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome ^^
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:iconkrypto4catsuits:
Krypto4CatSuits Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconlolz-plz:....you too funny for this one....but *WE ARE STILL MANY....and YOUR JUST ONE*.....lol....Ermac......coulda added that the extra like.

Officer Stryker: And the green one was always tryin to *spit* at me....we was a try hard to get it at my face.....then the blue one when ask why he was doing what he was doing.
He just gave me the cold shoulder....just another cold hearted bad guy....*smh*. They'll never win....but i give them effort for trying.....:iconlolz-plz:.

Officer Gary: Yeah....and i wonder why the yellow one screamed out *GET OVER HERE*....with this spear of a weapon with a rope on it....so i shot'em....i thought he had a gun or something...:shrug:.
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:iconlonefirewarrior:
lonefirewarrior Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Heheh.
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Krypto4CatSuits Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconwinner-plz:
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:iconpickle-soup:
Pickle-Soup Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This would be AWESOME if they were the power rangers instead... (cuz i don't recognize the ninja guys)
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:iconmygemini:
MyGemini Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Power Rangers they are not. If they were, they'd fight off the police so hard, they'd be forced to grow to humongous proportions to keep the pressure on. Then the Rangers would have to call up a squad of robots of variable shapes and numbers, then they'd combine together into one big mech, then they'd fight it out with the plus-sized officers and the whole thing would be one big cluster-f(expletive deleted).
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:iconlonefirewarrior:
lonefirewarrior Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They're supposed to be Mortal Kombat ninjas if they wore real ninja attire instead of fantasy stuff.
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:iconpickle-soup:
Pickle-Soup Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ah... it all makes sense now :D
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:iconlegendadx:
LegendADX Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014
I wonder when will they catch the girls? This is funny!
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:iconlonefirewarrior:
lonefirewarrior Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks.
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:iconlegendadx:
LegendADX Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014
Your welcome
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:iconstan5757:
stan5757 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
Funny!
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:iconlonefirewarrior:
lonefirewarrior Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks.
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:iconkennyvstheuniverse:
KennyVsTheUniverse Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Student General Artist
You guys forgot Smoke.
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:iconlonefirewarrior:
lonefirewarrior Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Fuck smoke.
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:iconkennyvstheuniverse:
KennyVsTheUniverse Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Student General Artist
O_O'
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:iconconormcal:
Conormcal Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It's those tellytubby ninjas again. 
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:iconlonefirewarrior:
lonefirewarrior Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yep.
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:iconconormcal:
Conormcal Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I guess you could say it's a.... Police Fatality. When I came up with that, I laughed more than I should have.
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:iconkoibitoryu:
koibitoryu Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014
Hilarious Victory
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:iconkyoto103:
Kyoto103 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
GOGO ARRESTARANGERS
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:iconlonefirewarrior:
lonefirewarrior Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lolol
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:icontatsumakipoopkick:
TatsumakiPoopkick Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
now let's see Stryker arrest Bo Rai Cho and he pukes on him
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:iconlonefirewarrior:
lonefirewarrior Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
We got a heavy set man that's intoxicated and vomiting all over the place. Send backup, over.
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